Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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