I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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