you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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