: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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