So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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