I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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