I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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