Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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