i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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