Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He felt like a one man threesome
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just gargled with NyQuil
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
