Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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