Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I can text with my tongue
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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