I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Everclear isn't food dammit
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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