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We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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