we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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