Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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