I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I've blown a few things in my day
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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