Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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