i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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