ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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