They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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