I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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