She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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