So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I use my feet as sexual weapons
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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