my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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