What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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