yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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