I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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