Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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