i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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