I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
honey bunches of taint.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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