Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
