Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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