Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Randomize
