does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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