pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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