So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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