Your tits are I can't wait for
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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