i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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