Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Operation Purity has been aborted
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Randomize
