So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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