a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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