Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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