You're my little dorito
they're like a gay fantastic four
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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