i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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