If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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