I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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