playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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