So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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