Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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