Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
i think my cat just said my name.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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