just come out here and I will go home with you...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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