He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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