I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Is it because I queefed?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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