So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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