So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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