Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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