At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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