if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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