Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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