i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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