Porn is love you can see.
my shit smells like andre
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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